PUBLIC NOTICE: Here we go again on our own(s?)

Hi. Remember the last time I changed blogs? Remember I made that big furore all about how this was going to be the blog I stuck with, through thick and thin like a shitty marriage? Turns out the marriage was a sham. I decided to move to Canada this week (yup!), so to celebrate – and keep my parents eyes away from my scatological, periodbloodical posts of old – my new blog can be found at (bookmarks at the ready, ladies!) http://haphazardimmigration.wordpress.com. This will begin as a travelogue, but will undoubtedly descend into the disgusting pictures of dogshit alongside deep, depressing and illiterate existentialism you know and love in no time. Trust me.